For our honeymoon, my wi-fi [ ] Alexa and I wanted to get away from it all but since she had her leg in a podcast [ ], we decided instead to go explore the digital landscape.

We only had one engin, so getting off the ground was a bit Trixi [ ] but once we cleared the hype and got above the tag-clouds, the skype [ ] turned a beautiful shade of blulist. Or was it bluray [ ] ?

We flew with new carrier ADSL2+, and while we couldn't fault the speed, we had atrocious servers, and the feed of bangers and mashup [ ] was RSS [ ].

At the airport [ ], there was a transmedia scrum because some VoIP had got totally off his facebook [ ], and was yelling at Rupert Murdoch to “get out of myspace [ ]!”. Apparently the guy's girlfriend had given him the flickr [ ] and who could blame her. He makes a Habbo [ ] of getting absolutely off his chips, and googling [ ] other women. Next